Wednesday, October 6, 2010

No D, just me, as instructed by Ninjabetic.

Hi. I'm Alexis. 28 years old born 6/15/82 in the best state and borough. YUP! Brooklyn, New York. Living in Vegas for last 3 years and NO I don't love it.

I have been with the love of my life, my soul mate Terrence aka Biggah (he's 6'8) for 9 years and married for 5yrs in May 11'. We have two gorgeous boys Justice 7, and Synsyre 5. I love being a wife and mother. I was destined to have this man and these children. I know it.

I am a fabulous cook, I dress my ass off, I can dance like a video vixen ;), love taking pics, singing, and burping with my kids.

I love the Kardashians.

I am the biggggggggest Kanye West fan. YUP. No shame either. I LOVE HIM!

I am also a HUGE Jay-z head. YUP. Brooklyn stand up! ;)

Hip Hop moves me, completes me and makes me feel whole.

I think Marilyn Monroe was the sexiest women to ever live.

I love everything Betsey Johnson.

I have been told I have a heavy Bklyn accent, we tawk normal so I don't know.

I am OCD, a neat freak and a control freak.

I have 12 tattoos and hope to get more. YUP.

I hate when people say "You had your kids young!" Yes, I was 19 with J, and I am a kick ass mom. Always have been never put my kids on anyone and always did for myself. Age has nothing to do with it. (Not that I condone 16 year olds getting pregnant).

I suck the boogers out of my kids nose with a straw when they're sick.

I love FRIENDS. Have seen every episode, own board games, memorabilia books, and dvds. Obsessed? Yes.

I do an amazing Marisa Tomei impression as Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinny. (Fav movie)

I am a Brat pack addict. St Elmos Fire and Breakfast Club are my other favorite movies.

I have pretty feet.

I take pics of myself when no ones looking.

My house is filled with pics of my kids, hubby, me and family.

I've had the same two best friends since 9th grade.

My sisters and I are not related.

My brothers are half brothers.

I am impatient, emotional, and hate when shit doesn't get done on my clock.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I will open my heart to everybody and anybody and always go the extra mile.

I cry for any and everything.

I am not to be f*cked with. I will go ape shit for those I love.

I curse like a sailor.

I have low self esteem.

I am a hypochondriac.

I am broke.

I lost my job.

I am overwhelmed.

I am exhausted.

This is me. Real. Raw, and uncensored. Ha! Seriously there's so much more to me then a D-mom, thanks George helping me remember that.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile


Crystal said...

Love ya, babe!

Laura said...

Hello New BFF - - - you are amazing!! And a little crazy too!!

George said...

SEE there is more to life and you than a stupid ass disease. You rock!!!

Denise said...

LOVE it!!!

Heidi / D-Tales said...

So fun to read! So great to get to know you better!

Wish I could hear you talk! I love a Brooklyn accent!

Wendy said...

I LOVED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED LOVED LOVED LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!

I have pretty feet too ;)

Reyna said...

OMy...I could tell you cursed like a sailor right when I met you through here...we were destined to be friends Alexis. I curse like a fucking sailor too!!! YIPPPEEE.

Love the heart on your sleeve. Brooklyn, huh...funny, I mentioned the BEASIE BOYS...No sleep till Brooklyn today (but changed the lyrics to NO D, ON NO d-day DAY!!!!).LOL.

You are amazing. I love that you are "out there" and "real".

Penny said...

I LOVE it! Thanks for sharing about you - I feel like I know you so much better. We are all so much much more than this D. And by the way, I curse like a sailor too - I love people who are in the 'club.'

Lora said...

Cursing sailor... check
Tatoos... check
Shit on my clock... double check

I could keep going, but this is getting scary my "my d mama twin" ;)

Heather said...

I love this! Thanks for sharing more about YOU!!

I am also exhausted, overwhelmed and broke!! :)

thisiscaleb said...

I didn't know what to expect with your "don't judge me" tweet. This was better (less controversial) than I expected. :)

I love New York too!

Cara said...

You sound pretty awesome! :) I <3 the Brat Pack too. And St. Elmo's fire.
Oh, and about the having kids young thing.... I've seen it go both ways. You are an awesome mom, I can tell. And yet I've seen people who had kids in the late 20's that take crappy care of their children.

Alexis of Justices Misbehaving Pancreas said...

Wow! Thank you all for the amazing comments! I feel so loved and accepted that's BIG for me. George thank you for declaring this day, its nice for people to see the ME without the.....;)

AmyK said...

This 'Bama mom likes you even more after reading this!

Celebrate With Us!